Eurovision Song Contest 2012 is go go go

[747rick]

Originally Posted by Schämsz

tz. the russian grannies.. sounds like a bad rubbish porn for me

Honestly mate. It was a bunch of old Russian Ladies singing a traditional Russian ditty. It was bad but very funny. Probably not as funny as Russian Granny Porn but close

[Schämsz]

Originally Posted by 747rick

Honestly mate. It was a bunch of old Russian Ladies singing a traditional Russian ditty. It was bad but very funny. Probably not as funny as Russian Granny Porn but close

for god sake i find yours with a 100 of mate check your email again please

[747rick]

Oh dear, It really is quite sad when I think Jedward Probably had the catchiest tune of the night. Still was crap but best of the bunch

[747rick]

Phew, the excitement has calmed down!!

Israel didn't make the final boo hoo!!

BUT

The Russian Grannies and Jedward Did

HURRAH!!

Roll on semi final 2 on Thursday.

[slug]

RUSSIA to win, has any-one seen it..........lmfao..

[Dirkster]

Oh no not Eurovision! Please release me, let me go!

[macsalisbee]

never mind Saxon-roll on the Jedward box set!

every year Mrs Mac gets so wound up about the voting I have to laugh.

maybe Enge will do better-few beers and a good laugh on Sat for me

[747rick]

Ok we are ready to roll again!!

Settle down for semi-final 2!!

Ok ballady start although Macedonia rocked it up a bit during their song. When did all the bands stop actually playing their instruments live anyway?

Apparently The Netherlands have never qualified for the final. On the evidence of this years song its understandable, bloody awful and she was wearing a Red Indian Headress that didn't fit!

Malta boring
Belarus out of tune
Portugal boring
Ukraine, trumpets sound like elephants!
Bulgaria. She sings in 10 languages, none of them remotely coherant
Slovenia an updated version of the Nolan Sisters!
Croatia hmm boring with two weird male dancers in skirts and Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Crap on backing vocals

Everything seems a bit too ballady and bland tonight and everyone appears to be wearing black & white.

Sweden She was trying to be Kate Bush but ended up doing a bad version of Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
Georgia - BBC3 currently playing the game 'Is he Gay or European' Controversial
Turkey Oh God Lead singer looks drunk and is out of tune and the backing singers look like extras from the Flash Gordon movie
Estonia bit boring

Slovakia - MY GOD A HEAVY ROCK BAND - Unfortunately Max Jason Mai is such a bad singer as to render it absolutely worthless as a song, shame.

Norway Uptempo Euro pop! Is he Gay or European part II (not my idea but the BBC)
Bosnia & Herzegovina Another Ballad
Lithuania Another Ballad

That's it, not a patch on Tuesday's show.

But Saturday should be hilarious

[J-Hawke]

I decided to watch Eurovision, it was hell, awful, I watched it for Engelbert as I think he has plenty of decency.

I resisted the temptation of cleansing myself with fire

[747rick]

Originally Posted by J-Hawke

I decided to watch Eurovision, it was hell, awful, I watched it for Engelbert as I think he has plenty of decency.

I resisted the temptation of cleansing myself with fire

Make sure you watch or record Saturday when Mr Humperdink will be singing in the Final. It's going to be wince inducing watching Jedward again