something for feet

[Schämsz]

foot mat for all saxon fans around the world in eagles over wacken design

[747rick]

Originally Posted by Schämsz

foot mat for all saxon fans around the world in eagles over wacken design

Mate, are you sure you weren't educated by Gene Simmons or at the very least employed by the 'Kiss' Empire in your past!!

You'll be suggesting Saxon Coffins and Saxon Hello Kitty dolls next.

If we are going down this route I'll suggest

1. Saxon Tea Bags with musical mugs that play 'Big TEAser' when you add hot water to them.

2. With your tea you could dunk a Saxon 'Rock' Cake.

3. Soak your feet in the Saxon 'Running Hot' Foot Spa.

4. Treat your feet with the Saxon 'I just Can't Get Enough' Foot Cream

5. And then dry them with your Saxon 'Solid Ball Of Cotton' Towel.

6. You could also dry your hair with the Saxon 'Terminal Velocity' Hairdryer.

7. Buy your wife or girlfriend Saxon 'You Ain't No Angel' Perfume

8. Of course if you don't have a girlfriend or wife and you are up for a good time you could always take precautions by purchasing

Saxon 'Unleash The Beast' Condoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schämsz]

Originally Posted by 747rick

Mate, are you sure you weren't educated by Gene Simmons or at the very least employed by the 'Kiss' Empire in your past!!

hurray i spend a few pints monthly if i where employee by kiss

but i wasnt. ask myself why

was just a good idea this foot mat wasnt it. well devil rick your suggestions are fantastic. Just think you are an employee of Kiss it seems to me lol

condoms are best ever idea rick

[Big Teaser]

I am really starting to worry about you two

[747rick]

Originally Posted by Big Teaser

I am really starting to worry about you two

Spoilsport. I actually thought long and hard (well about 5 minutes) over those suggestions and you've now crushed all my aspirations

[Janet]

Schamz and his ideas. Keep them coming though. Sooner or later one of those ideas is really going to work.

[747rick]

I've decided I'm not going to be so easily beaten down by the majority (well ok Big Teaser at least) so I've come up with some more fantastic Saxon Merchandising ideas;

Frozen Rainbow Ice Lollies
See The Light Shining Torches
Strangers In The Night Dating Agency
Freeway Mad Sat Nav System
Hungry Years Diet Programme
Watching The Sky Telescopes
We Are Strong Toilet Paper
I'm On Fire Hot Sauce
A Little Bit Of What You Fa.........

Sorry gotta go, my Doctor has just called

[Husky]

Originally Posted by Big Teaser

I am really starting to worry about you two

Agree Teaser they are really totally crazy, aren´t they?

[Schämsz]

Originally Posted by 747rick

I've decided I'm not going to be so easily beaten down by the majority (well ok Big Teaser at least) so I've come up with some more fantastic Saxon Merchandising ideas;

Frozen Rainbow Ice Lollies
See The Light Shining Torches
Strangers In The Night Dating Agency
Freeway Mad Sat Nav System
Hungry Years Diet Programme
Watching The Sky Telescopes
We Are Strong Toilet Paper
I'm On Fire Hot Sauce
A Little Bit Of What You Fa.........

Sorry gotta go, my Doctor has just called

Was it the psychologigal Doc? Lol. Rick this is Not a Battle of suggestions

[Schämsz]

Originally Posted by Janet

Schamz and his ideas. Keep them coming though. Sooner or later one of those ideas is really going to work.

Janet One of my ideas are successfull. The short Clips of rehersal i just dreaming of lollllll