The FAKE news thread.

[PunkTexas]

Honestly, I'm surprised how much "fake Saxon news" I have in me.

Saxon to release their first Spanish language single (cover).
Some may find the subject matter to be controlversial in this
turbulent time of immigration around the world but it is very
realivant,,,, pro or con. SAXON is covering this song based
on the passion of it. This is not a political statement by Saxon.
This is only Saxon covering a very emotional song that is relevant
to this age we live in. This is a song that will showcase Biff's youthful
vocals and growls plus musiscally Saxon plays the music in
an almost industrail metal style. A style new to Saxon. Yet another gerne
Saxon is very competent playing.

The song is "Corazón Valiente" by Victoria La Mala. Will she guest duet vocal on this cover???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE2An4-P7H0

https://tidal.com/track/91559427

[PunkTexas]

Fake news..... fake news....Beloved San Antonio Tex-Mex punk band takes the stage with Saxon on Saxon's 2019 Thunderbolt tour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VghHqLVew98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBM4bhmyqn0

Excellent related San Antonio band Girl In A Coma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je2HSRcRruI

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[PunkTexas]

Saxon to release 5 cover albums in 5 consecutive years.

......Yes, just another crazy FAKE NEWS post........

Along with Saxon's schedule to release 5 new studio albums of all new music in 5 consecutive years
they are also committed to release 5 albums of cover songs. Not just your average covers album. These
albums will only cover a single artist for each album. Download the SAXON app to vote with paypal
for your favorite band for SAXON to covered for each album.

5 new studio albums, 5 single artist cover albums and 2 "Flash Songs" per year released for the next 5 years
will make SAXON the most productive band in rock history.

Welcome to NWOMAL. [(new way of making a living) playing music].

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[PunkTexas]

Paul Quinn quits SAXON.

On a recent appearance on the Eddie Truck national radio show Mr. Quinn realizes his mastery of band promotion and forms his own PR / Band promotion company.


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[PunkTexas]

Originally Posted by PunkTexas

Paul Quinn quits SAXON.

On a recent appearance on the Eddie Truck national radio show Mr. Quinn realizes his mastery of band promotion and forms his own PR / Band promotion company.


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This is what makes SAXON so endearing to me.

[PunkTexas]

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This is a list of all 50 Saxon songs with the word METAL in the title. This list is in chronological order by release date. Albums with more than one song with METAL in the title will be placed by track order.

1. This Is A Metal House
2. Metal Genre Gerrymandering
3. Metal Is Undead
4. Great Grandpa Metal
5. Multitudinous Multifarious Multi Metal Us
6. Fuck You It's Metal
7. Combination To The Metal Subgenre
8. I'll Play Metal 'til I Look Like An Iron Maiden Album Cover
9. Metalhead Rest Home (* Metalhead will count as the word Metal )
10. Habanero Metal
11. It's The Metal Way
12. Strict Metal Diet
13. Metal Don't Run
14. Metal Mama
15. You Are Metal, We're Just The Band
16. Metal Elvis Metal Oomph
17. Metal In The Air Tonight
18. Metal Will Be With You
19. AMA ( Alloy Metal Allies )
20. Chunk And Djent Metal
21. Every Living Cell In My Brain Is Metal
22. Metal Supremacist
23. Metal Up
24. Know Your Metal Rights, Know Your Metal History
25. I Dream In Metal
26. Global Metal United
27. Metal In A Small Town
28. The Metal Network
29. The Metal Experience
30. Metal Uniform - Metal Tat
31. Metal ( Our Place Of Worship )
32. OctoMetal
33. Metal Chiropractor Coupon
34. Stream Of Molten Metal On My Cell Phone
35. The Metalteers (* Metalteer will count as the word Metal)
36. Miracle In Metal ( 5 Albums N 5 Years )
37. Metal Doesn't Make Mistakes
38. Metal Independence
39. Ain't No Metal Shaming 'Round Here
40. Metal, Yes
41. Friends Of Metal
42. The Metal Protector
43. Metal Accessories
44. Metal Offering
45. Everything Is Better With Metal
46. Texas Style Metal
47. The State Of Metal
48. Metal disChord (The Ballad Of A Major Chord In A Minor Chord
Genre)
49. This Isn't Over ( Metal Reigns Forever )
50. Suddenly Metal

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[PunkTexas]

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Saxon to release album of cover songs featuring elder statesman drummer Nigel Glockler. Glockler being the oldest heavy metal drummer touring and recording will be featured on SAXON's cover album titled "Geriatric Drummer Boy". All songs will be focused on Glocklers Drumming skills. The first song rumored to be released is " USE ME " by Bill Withers. Of course these covers will have the classic SAXON sound. This album is also rumored to have two original songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3hBYTkI-sE


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[PunkTexas]

Nigel's keyboard skills will also be featured on the cover album.

This song will be a Bif and Nigel duet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSA5bdFoGLI

[PunkTexas]

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These grubby. greasy, grimmy and grundy old men got the beat.

Saxon has been chosen to be the backup band for a compilation titled Geriatric Drummers. Drummers appearing on the album are...

1. Frank Beard ZZ Top
2. Joey Krammer Areosmith
3. Tommy Aldridge various bands
4. Ian Pace Deep Purple
5. Nico McBrain Iron Maiden
6. Neil Peart Rush
7. “Cesar” Zuiderwijk Golden Earring
8. Don Henley Eagles
8. Larry Mullen U2
9. Alex Van Halen Van Halen
10. Tommy Lee Motley Crew
11. Phil Collins Genesis
12. Vinnie Appice various bands DIO
13. Carmine Appice various bands


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14. Terry Bozzio Frank Zappa Missing Persons
15. Mike Portnoy Dream Theather
16. Dave Grohl Narvana
17. Ringo Star Beaters
18. Stewart Copeland The Police
19. Charlie Watts The Rolling Stones
20. Ginger Baker Cream

[PunkTexas]

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Unprecedented Way Of Releasing An Album

In this short term memory sociaty Saxon is at the forefront of marketing.

Biff: "We want to keep Saxon's music fresh, yeah, freash every month for our fans and furture new fans".
We want to be apart of your continuing life experiances. Saxon music is connected to memories
in the 80's and should be connected to life events today. These songs have been written in mind
with someone in the backseat of a a 68 Chevy with pipes on the side as much as a kid driving a
Nissan 200 SX drifter."

Saxon to release next album one single at a time for 12 months.
Each single will be released as digital and physical copy.
Physical formates will include 45 rpm/7 inch vinyl (with large American
style center hole) , 12 inch vinyl and the long forgoten "cassingle" (cassette single).
All 12 singles will have unique artwork and liner notes.
With the release of the 12th single a full physical copy of the entire
12 songs will be available with a unique album cover and all 12 single
covers on the back.

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