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Old 02-02-2010, 10:25 PM
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hello !

i am the saxonator from germany

and saxon is the best band on planet earth - i am sure...

and hereīs a joke for you all:

Radio Show Subversion

A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?


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Old 02-03-2010, 03:06 AM
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lol great stuff saxonator,that what i told my old boss
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:48 AM
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Absolutely brilliant Saxonator - Welcome home brother (stop lurking - start posting)
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:55 PM
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This stuff is gold, think I shall nick that
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:31 PM
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LOL, good one Saxonator
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